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Fale Bacon Performance Thirsty Ear Dec 9, 2008

(The Women's Movement as initiated by us during Mega Replay)

Set List:
1. Movie in Five Seconds
2. Time Life
3. The 3-Headed Jackhole
4. Press Conference
5. Old Job, New Job
6. Family Dinner
7. Bartender Advice
8. Mega Reply
9. Da Do Ron Ron

Short but sweet!

Thanks to the rocking new troupe Parlor Tricks for putting on such a great opening act and bringing out all their friends to a pack-to-the-gills house!

• Our satellite member Isaiah joined us for the highjinx!
• 1/2 Star for Five Second Movies - "That was terrible!" - Ebert
• Thanks to the lovely Vicki from MadLab for joining our Dinner
• Mike won Da Do Ron Ron (it's all luck, just like the role of a die)
• Bartender went to the dark side.
• Calig could not get any satisfaction during Press Conference (hey, where'd your tongue go?)
• Vend a trophy for Jason and John for a great Old Job, New Job!

Next gig: Dec 23rd at Thirsty Ear with Shimmy Shake.

Fake Bacon/Shimmy Shake Performance November 25th at Thirsty Ear

The Shimmy Shake Project and Fake Bacon joined forces and set lists for one mega-packed show!

Set List:

1. 5 Second Movies

2. Time Life

3. ABC's

4. 3 Headed Jackhole

5. Job Excuses

6. Press Conference

7. Irish Drinking Song

8. Old Job New Job

9. Song Lyrics

10. I Pod

11. Family Dinner

12. Bartender Advice

13. Party Quirks

14. Actor's Nightmare

15. Ask a Mime

16. Questions Only

17. Moving Bodies

18. TV Genres

19 The Dating Game

20. Real Men of Genius

21. Da Do Ron Ron

Our Longest Show Ever!

• The erstwhile Isaiah was up for Thanksgiving and joined us in a bunch of games. The door's always open, our friend!
• Are you supposed to wear your IPOD while white-water rafting?
• Can we please send the Irish Drinking Song to rehab?
• Emily Dickinson sure conjured up a lot of filthy stuff at Press Conference
• Jason popped in from Split tech rehearsal and managed to squeeze in a few games!
• Siamese Song Lyrics (Celia and Mike joined at the hip)
• Just what was Celia's problem during Bartender's Advice?
• Plays for Women by Women? Improver's Nightmare
• Got a preview of Mark from the new troupe Parlor Trick as he came up and stole Da Do Ron Ron from all the experts! Nice going, Mark (rematch perhaps?)

Next Gig: Dec 9th at Thirsty Ear with Shimmy Shake Project and Parlor Trick.

Fake Bacon Performance Nov 11th at The Thirsty Ear

Nancy Kerrigan as attacked by us during Mega Replay

Set List:

1. Movie in a Minute
2. Time Life
3. Mega Replay
4. 3-Headed Jackhole
5. It's President Elect Obama!
6. Press Conference
7. Ask a Mime
8. Magic 8 Ball
9. Bartenders Advice
10. Family Dinner
11. Actors Nightmare
12. TV Genres
13. Old Job New Job
14. Real Men of Genius
15. Da Do Ron Ron

Crazy Night on Veteran's Day

• The Jackhole flirted shamelessly with Shimmy Shake. Lucky ladies.
• Dan the Owner is coming over for Family Dinner! Better clean the house!
• Tragic 8-Ball
• Next time, Ask A Mime which game he'd rather see
• No one's getting through the Refrigerator at Press Conference
• We've got Magic to Do during Actor's Nightmare
• MC Hammer needs the Advice (as well as a new gig)
• Yes President Elect Obama He Can!
• Mark joined us for Da Do Ron Ron, but Celia stole it from Jason. (Celia is the winningest Da Da Ron Ron player, but we won't let anyone in on that info.)

Next Gig: Thirsty Ear on Nov 25th 8:30 (A Shimmy Shake and Fake Bacon mixer!)

Fake Bacon Performance at the High Five 11/04/08

Set List:
1. Movie in a Minute
2. Time Life
3. Mega Replay
4. 3-Headed Jackhole
5. It's Senator Obama!
6. Press Conference
7. Song Lyrics
8. Irish Drinking Song
9. Magic 8 Ball
10. Bartenders Advice
11. Ask a Mime
12. Bubble Gum
13. Real Men of Genius
14. Actors Nightmare
15. TV Genres
16. Old Job New Job
17. Family Dinner
18. Da Do Ron Ron

The best show Fake Bacon's ever done in its life!

• Among other things, the Jackhole answered the age-old question about a tree falling in the forest.
• Bless you Noelle for being a captivated bartender. Any Advice?
• Oh My God, it's no longer just "Senator Obama!"
• Father and Son Reunion in Actor's Nightmare, and there were Hands all Around.
• Noelle, it was your Family Dinner tonight, what a surprise!
• Noelle, you shook the 8-Ball tonight, what a surprise!
• And to think you all missed the final presentation of Bubblegum just so you could watch the election results.
• Cheese in Charge for TV Genres
• (Jeez, did we really play 18 games last night? Shows how quickly you can get through something when there isn't that time-consuming audience reaction to deal with.)
• Ask a Mime. And then ask one again in Real Men of Genius.
• Mike beat Scott in Da Do Ron Ron. Wait a minute, there were no witnesses. Um, Scott won Da Do Ron Ron again last night. That's right, Scott won!

Next Gig at The Thirsty Ear November 11th with Shimmy Shake!

Fake Bacon Performance @ Thirsty Ear 10/29/08

(The Yugo as built by us during Mega-Replay)

Set List
1. Movie in a Minute
2. Time Life
3. Mega Replay
4. 3-Headed Jackhole
5. Press Conference
6. Lines from a Hat
7. Song Lyrics
8. Bubble Gum
9. TV Genres
10. Real Men of Genius
11. Old Job New Job
12. Bartender's Advice
13. Irish Drinking Song
14. Family Dinner
15. Da Do Ron Ron

Candy is Quicker

• In the spirit of Halloween, we gave out candy for get-fors
• No cavities found in Time Life
• Real Men wipe the seatie after they go (nice job Jon!)
• Jackhole unsnapped a big ol' bra!
• Atilla was a Honey-Bunny at Press Conference
• Jon and Mike sung up the Song Lyrics in a library (Shhhh!)
• They may have made them all before, but they never made one like this TV Genre
• Old Job! New Job! Hail Mary Pass!
• Tie-breaker between Erin and Scott in Da Do Ron Ron, but Beth we heard you calling.

Next gig: Election Night (Really?) November 4th at High Five 8:30

Join Us Tonight at Our Annual Diwali Halloween Special!

Happy Diwali everyone! Tonight at the Thirsy Ear, we'll be hanging Thali Decorations and making pooja to hand out to the kids. So, come on over!

(Real candy tonight at the show folks!)