Fake Bacon Performance at Thirsty Ear 9/23/08

Thanks to Shimmy Shake's one year anniversary blowout, we had our biggest crowd yet at the Thirsty Ear. After a monster set from the Shakers, we called them up for a bunch of our games as well, making it a great night for us!!!

Set List:
1. Movie Previews
2. Time Life
3. Mega Replay
4. 3-Headed Jackhole
5. Actor's Nightmare
6. Press Conference
7. Song Lyrics
8. Oh My God, It's Senator Obama
9. Bubblegum
10. TV Genres
11. Magic 8 Ball
12 Bartender Advice
13. Old Job, New Job
14. Family Dinner
15. Da Do Ron Ron

For Goodness Sake, We Got The Hippy Hippy Shake!

• Six Headed Jackhole! Oh yes we did!


• Got Richard Burton spinning like a madman after what we did to his Equus


• Good news: The Shimmy's got to play the Teletubbies in Press Conference. Bad news: They were some naughty naughty Teletubbies


• Jason and Sophia did the Lambada during TV Genres


• Senator Obama can help any man with his gynocological problem.


• Jon got the GOP down pat in Bartender Advice


• Audience member Drina's Family grew a few members as the Shimmy's joined us for Dinner


• Erin won Da Do Ron Ron. Hey, give us back that tiara!!!

Next Set at the High Five October 7th 8:30

Happy One Year Anniversary to Shimmy Shake!

Fake Bacon Performance Sept 2, 2008

Next Gig: Thirsty Ear Sept 23rd at 8:30

Fake Bacon Performance at Thirsty Ear August 26

(Mt. Vesuvius as erupted by us during Mega-Replay)

Set List 8/26/08

1. Time Life
2. Mega Replay
3. 3-Headed Jackhole
4. Actor's Nightmare
5. Press Conference
6. Song Lyrics
7. Bubblegum
8. TV Genres
9. Magic 8 Ball
10 Bartender Advice
11. Old Job New Job
12. Family Dinner
13. Da Do Ron Ron

And what exactly was wrong with the Hannah Montana Ball?

• Synchronized songs were double-time in Time Life
• We got Bubblegum stuck to the bottom of our shoes
• Erica's Mom got some weird eating habits at her Family Dinner
• Rambo saving the world or something in Press Conference
• Talked a lot of turkey during Actor's Nightmare
• The Jackhole wasn't feeling very McCain this night
• Scott snuck back the tiara from Celia's claws in Da Do Ron Ron

Next gig Sept 2nd at High Five

Fake Bacon Performance at Thirsty Ear 8/12/08

(The Assassination of JFK as scrutinized by us during Mega Replay)

Set List: 8/12/08

1. Freeze

2. Mega-Replay

3. Three-Headed Jackhole

4. Actor's Nightmare

5. Time Life Song Collection

6. Press Conference

7. Song Lyrics

8. Bubblegum

9. TV Genres

10. Magic 8 Ball

11. Dr. Seuss Advice

12. Old Job New Job

13. Family Dinner

14. Da Do Ron Ron

Must have been the Roofies in the water!

• The Jackhole had two things on its mind last night, and they rhyme with "pits".


• We liked Ike (Turner) in Press Conference, even though he was a dork and tried to teach us new languages


• May I interrupt at this juncture to give approbation for Woody Allen in Actor's Nightmare?


• Jesse's girl Jordan got the biggest laugh of the night at Family Dinner (Sex much?)


• Coitus interruptus for Jason as the Fluff-Fluff-Fluffernutter in Old Job New Job


• Jason had the Crime Scene Investigation under control ("click-click-click-click") in TV Genres


• Celia is slowly but surely taking over Scott's reign of Da Do Ron Ron. Shimmy sneak!
  

Huge crowd last night! Thank you all for coming out!

Next Gig: High Five on Tues Sept 2nd at 8:30 pm

Fake Bacon Performance @ Thirsty Ear 7/8/08

Fake Bacon Members Outside Thirsty Ear
(l. to r., Mike, Jason, John, Scott, Jon)

Set List:

1. Freeze
2. Mega Replay
3. 3-Headed Jackhole
4. Actor's Nightmare
5. Time-Life Song Collection
6. Press Conference
7. Song Lyrics
8. Onion Skin
9. Movie Genres
10. Magic 8 Ball
11. Dr. Seuss Advice
12. Old Job, New Job
13. Da Do Ron Ron

Hey, how come we didn't get a 30 minute get-for about a refrigerator?

• Jason flew 41 hours just so he could win Da-Do-Ron-Ron!
• Strawberry Onion-Skin Forever
• Tomorrow's Headline: Ghengis Khan, let me love you, let me love you Ghengis Khan...
• Smacked Our Bitch Up during Song Lyrics
• Jason could have been a contender if he'd just left his Old Job
• Lotsa tart cherries in the Orchard during Actor's Nightmare
• Dr. Seuss is in the back making bread

Next performance: Thirsty Ear June 22, 8 pm

Fake Bacon Performance @ High Five 7/1/08

(The Spanish Inquisition as explored by us during Mega-Replay)

Set List:
1. Freeze
2. Mega Replay
3. Three Headed Jackhole
4. Actor's Nightmare
5. Time-Life Song Collection
6. Press Conference
7. Song Lyrics
8. Ask The Mime
9. Movie Genres
10. Family Dinner
11. Dr. Seuss Advice
12. Magic 8 Ball
13. Da Do Ron Ron

• Abe Lincoln coming back for more theatrics during Press Conference
• Slavery, 9/11 and more comedy fodder in Mega Replay
• Almost got through the whole play during Actor's Nightmare!
• Lots of butt problems that Dr. Seuss had to solve
• Ask again, Ask Again, Ask again...the 8 Ball was such a tease.
• Phillip, your Family loves you and your girlfriend is the best girlfriend in the whole wide world.
• Kicked in the kiwis during Time-Life Collection
• Da Do Ron Dropping like flies this evening!

Thanks again to Where's The Remote for coming out!

Next Set: Thirsty Ear, July 8th with Shimmy Shake