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Thursday, October 9, 2008

Fake Bacon Improv at High Five 10/7/08



















(The Signing of the Magna Carta as signed by us during Mega Replay)

Set List 10/07/08

1. Movies in a Minute
2. Time Life
3. Mega Replay
4. 3-Headed Jackhole
5. Actors Nightmare
6. Press Conferece
7. Song Lyrics
8. Oh My God, It's Senator Obama
9. Bubblegum
10. TV Genres
11. Magic 8 Ball
12. Real Men of Genius
13. Bartender Advice
14. Old Job New Job
15, Family Dinner
16. Da Do Ron Ron

Onward Kristen Soldiers!

  • Movie in a Minute was Smack in your Face Slam Wow!
  • 3 Headed-Jackhole grew an extra head but not an extra mouth
  • Took Louis 14 whole minutes to figure out who he was at Press Conference
  • Obama, Collect your thoughts!
  • Mike chewed some Big Bad Banana Bubble Gum
  • Scott was in a whole other world and not a Real Man of Genius (wink-wink)
  • Jesus we just loved doing Time Life
  • Song Lyrics was "terrible!" (Thanks Ebert)
  • One of our favorite teachers dropped by for Dinner
  • Scott was blinded by the aura of guest singer Angela that he was the first out of Da Do Ron Ron. John nabbed the win

Next Gig: Tues Oct 14th at The Thirsty Ear 8:30 (with Shimmy Shake)

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

PARENTS KILL A DOG NIGHT!


Join us for our annual tradition when Fake Bacon members' parents strangle pets. Free door prizes!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Fake Bacon Performance at Thirsty Ear 9/23/08










Thanks to Shimmy Shake's one year anniversary blowout, we had our biggest crowd yet at the Thirsty Ear. After a monster set from the Shakers, we called them up for a bunch of our games as well, making it a great night for us!!!

Set List:
1. Movie Previews
2. Time Life
3. Mega Replay
4. 3-Headed Jackhole
5. Actor's Nightmare
6. Press Conference
7. Song Lyrics
8. Oh My God, It's Senator Obama
9. Bubblegum
10. TV Genres
11. Magic 8 Ball
12 Bartender Advice
13. Old Job, New Job
14. Family Dinner
15. Da Do Ron Ron

For Goodness Sake, We Got The Hippy Hippy Shake!


  • Six Headed Jackhole! Oh yes we did!

  • Got Richard Burton spinning like a madman after what we did to his Equus

  • Good news: The Shimmy's got to play the Teletubbies in Press Conference. Bad news: They were some naughty naughty Teletubbies

  • Jason and Sophia did the Lambada during TV Genres

  • Senator Obama can help any man with his gynocological problem.

  • Jon got the GOP down pat in Bartender Advice

  • Audience member Drina's Family grew a few members as the Shimmy's joined us for Dinner

  • Erin won Da Do Ron Ron. Hey, give us back that tiara!!!

Next Set at the High Five October 7th 8:30

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Happy One Year Anniversary to Shimmy Shake!


Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Fake Bacon Performance Sept 2, 2008


Next Gig: Thirsty Ear Sept 23rd at 8:30

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Fake Bacon Performance at Thirsty Ear August 26









(Mt. Vesuvius as erupted by us during Mega-Replay)

Set List 8/26/08

1. Time Life
2. Mega Replay
3. 3-Headed Jackhole
4. Actor's Nightmare
5. Press Conference
6. Song Lyrics
7. Bubblegum
8. TV Genres
9. Magic 8 Ball
10 Bartender Advice
11. Old Job New Job
12. Family Dinner
13. Da Do Ron Ron

And what exactly was wrong with the Hannah Montana Ball?

  • Synchronized songs were double-time in Time Life
  • We got Bubblegum stuck to the bottom of our shoes
  • Erica's Mom got some weird eating habits at her Family Dinner
  • Rambo saving the world or something in Press Conference
  • Talked a lot of turkey during Actor's Nightmare
  • The Jackhole wasn't feeling very McCain this night
  • Scott snuck back the tiara from Celia's claws in Da Do Ron Ron

Next gig Sept 2nd at High Five

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Fake Bacon Performance at Thirsty Ear 8/12/08









(The Assassination of JFK as scrutinized by us during Mega Replay)

Set List: 8/12/08

1. Freeze

2. Mega-Replay

3. Three-Headed Jackhole

4. Actor's Nightmare

5. Time Life Song Collection

6. Press Conference

7. Song Lyrics

8. Bubblegum

9. TV Genres

10. Magic 8 Ball

11. Dr. Seuss Advice

12. Old Job New Job

13. Family Dinner

14. Da Do Ron Ron

Must have been the Roofies in the water!


  • The Jackhole had two things on its mind last night, and they rhyme with "pits".

  • We liked Ike (Turner) in Press Conference, even though he was a dork and tried to teach us new languages

  • May I interrupt at this juncture to give approbation for Woody Allen in Actor's Nightmare?

  • Jesse's girl Jordan got the biggest laugh of the night at Family Dinner (Sex much?)

  • Coitus interruptus for Jason as the Fluff-Fluff-Fluffernutter in Old Job New Job

  • Jason had the Crime Scene Investigation under control ("click-click-click-click") in TV Genres

  • Celia is slowly but surely taking over Scott's reign of Da Do Ron Ron. Shimmy sneak!

Huge crowd last night! Thank you all for coming out!


Next Gig: High Five on Tues Sept 2nd at 8:30 pm