Fake Bacon Performance @ Comfest June 30th 2008

Set List:

1. Freeze

2. Mega Replay

3. Diminishing Returns

4. Time Life Song Collection

5. Magic 8 Ball

6. Onion Skin

7. Da Do Ron Ron

• Sun stayed out long enough for us to crank out our outdoor set, which Celia from Shimmy Shake graciously joined us.

• The set was enjoyed by young and old alike, new fans and regulars, belly dancers and lindy hoppers. And a Natalie Wood lookalike with names etched in her back, who gave us most of our get-fors and joined us for Magic 8 Ball (after being shaken two or three times by Mike and Jon, she decided to do her own shaking!)

• Afterwards, it was a short hike to the booths to use our free beer tokens and grab ourselves some burgers, gyros and turkey legs. And Mike not only won Da Do Ron Ron, he won a free visor!

Next Gig: Tues July 1 at High Five, 8:30 (with Where's The Remote?)

Fake Bacon Performance at Thirsty Ear 6/24

(The Battle of the Bulge as engaged by us during Mega-Replay)

Set List 6/24:

1. Freeze

2. Mega Replay

3. Actor's Nightmare

4. Time-Life Song Collection

5. Press Conference

6. Song Lyrics

7. Onion Skin

8. Movie Genres

9. Magic 8 Ball

10. Dr. Seuss Advice

11. Worse Off Than You

12. Family Dinner

13. Da Do Ron Ron

Appearing Tonight: Bake Fakin'!

• Calig got lots of head and then busted his open (FOR REAL!) proving that he is Worse Off Than You
• Cyrano's nose grew longer after Actor's Nightmare
• A big purple Onion Skin
• Swing your partner and dosey-doh! Time-Life was full of squares
• Oh baby, just thinking of the trash gets me hot, lets switch Jobs
• Hey Uncle Mike, can I come over for Thanksgiving! Sure Chrissy, there's always room for one more at Family Dinner
• Tribute to Carlin in Press Conference
• Celia and Scott got a divorce, using all Song Lyrics in their last bitter battle
• Sophia and Calig made most of their Movie Genres suggestions--porn, porn, porn, porn, and porn.
• Shimmy vs. Shimmy in Da Do Ron Ron??? Yes! What a smackdown when Celia took the tiara!

Next gig: COMFEST on July 27th at the Live Arts Stage, 5pm (with Celia from Shimmy Shake)

Fake Bacon Performance @ Thirsty Ear 6/10/08

(Artist's Rendering of The Three-Headed Jackhole as performed by us)

Set List 6/10/08

1. Freeze
2. Mega Replay
3. 3-Headed Jackhole
4. Actor's Nightmare
5. Press Conference
6. Magic 8-Ball
7. Song Lyrics
8. Movie Genres
9. Time Life Song Collection
10. Dr. Seuss Psychiatrist
11. Old Job, New Job
12. Family Dinner
13. Da Do Ron Ron

We Wish That We Had Jesse's Girl

• Well, in the year 1200...what the hell happened in the year 1200? No answers from Mega Replay
• Don't take offense if Jason slaps you. He's just being mean.
• Had a bad dream? Try some Cornish Pasties.
• Oprah with an "O" and the delivery of her twins at Press Conference
• Mike received his license to practice from the School of Rhymes!
• Family Dinner was a thing about Cats and Dogs
• Plumber on crack in Old Job, New Job
• Celia may love carbs, but Scott still had the weight to win Da Do Ron Ron. Pip-pip, Cheerio!

Next Performance at Thirsty Ear June 24th at 8:30 pm

Fake Bacon Performance at High Five 6/4/08

(The Cathedral at Notre Dame as constructed by us during Mega-Replay)

Fake Bacon Set List 6/4/08

1. Freeze
2. Mega Replay
3. 3-Headed Jackhole
4. Actor's Nightmare
5. Press Conference
6. Song Lyrics
7. Human Magic 8-Ball
8. Time-Life Song Collection
9. Old Job, New Job
10. Worse Than You
11. Da Do Ron Ron

Shake N' Bacon

• We found Family Dinner on Angie's List!
• Played with our GI Joe's during Song Lyrics
• Witchcraft threw its spell on Mike and Jason during Actor's Nightmare
• The proper name of the game was Scott for Da Do Ron Ron
• Worse Than You proved there are some types of Q-Tips you can't find at the pharmacy
• Almost shook Michelle right off the stage during 8-Ball!
• In a world...where Old Jobs meet New Jobs...chaos ensues...
• Pacino. Al or Alice? You be the judge.

Next gig at The Thirsty Ear, June 10th at 8:30.