Fake Bacon Resolutions

Looking forward to a better year and a better us, the Fake Bacon members have vowed to make these resolutions:

• Mike will attend rehearsals at least once every solstice.
• Jason will redefine being "a little late" as only twenty-two minutes past the hour.
• Scott will only start drinking at shows a third of the way into the Shimmy Shake's set.
• John will only produce three of his own theatrical shows at a time, thus freeing up his calendar to appear at Fake Bacon shows the second Tuesday of every autumn.
• Jerry will only pick around his guitar and stare in the air trying to figure out the tune for "I'd Like To Give The World a Hug" for only twelve minutes.
• Calig will allow a new game to be rehearsed for at least a minute and a half before negatively grunting and putting the kibosh on it.

And a Happy New Year to all!